Just because you didn’t make Santa’s annual “nice” list this year (because hey, 2020’s been a rough year, to say the very least), doesn’t mean you’re bound to receiving (or gifting) coal this year—in fact, there are plenty of naughty ideas that make for some of the sexiest stocking stuffer gifts we’ve seen all year long. Sure, while most of us love the conventional stocking fillers like candy, pint-sized beauty products, and maybe a few festive ornaments, tossing in something a little unexpected—whether sexy or not—is always a good idea in my book.
Sure, sex-themed stocking stuffers may not always be an appropriate choice for gifting (opening up a full-blown vibrator on Christmas morning at your S.O.’s parents house or opening presents with distant relatives you haven’t seen in a decade isn’t exactly an ideal scenario for most of us), but whether you’re single or attached, these spicy, R-rated giftables are sure to satisfy your partner, girlfriends (and guy friends), and beyond (just make sure to open them up with caution and your sharpest discretion).
From pretty lingerie pieces to straight-up NSFW pocket-sized sex toys, naughty truth or dare card games, and plenty of sex position handbooks, we’ve rounded up some of the sexiest stocking stuffers that are sure to delight. Santa and his helpers will totally be blushing.
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Bondage Boutique Furry Hand Cuffs
Okay, these are ridiculously cute.
Lelo Sona 2 Cruise Sex Toy
“Clitorally mind-blowing” and compact enough to discreetly slide into any stocking.
Take teasing to the next level with this saucy dice game.
Champ Ribbed Condoms
Because using protection is ~always~ sexy and because these luxe condoms are truly the best.
Position of the Day Book
A fresh take on the classic Kama Sutra
Kama Sutra Mad Libs
Um, this is genius.
Evolved Lickity Slit Oral Massager
This discreet sex toy is said to mimic the sensation of oral sex.
Journelle Romy Demi Bra
Sexy lingerie is a good non-kinky option that still generates some excitement.
Sexy Truth or Dare Game
Grown-up truth or dare.
Cottelli Black Crotchless Thigh High Print Pantyhose
Take foreplay to the next level with these sexy stockings.